Old Mother Earth Frowned

As Atlas Shrugged and LA boomed Old mother earth roiled and loomed And all remember the day she frowned To shake the buildings and crease the ground To remove the gluttonous, pampered herd Who gorged on praise and lived absurd. The Bergs quickly fled, as their frantic followers scanned the torah in a misguided bid to restore some order. All that remains is their red bracelets... and their holy water. “No refunds, sorry about your daughter.” Were the words of the retreating Bergs. Shouted from the open roof of a Merc, Before a gaping chasm removed their smirk. And as they plummeted to the earth's core They realised what they already knew There was no eternity, or heaven in store Just an unconscious return to the universal stew. Kabbalah. M Night Shyamalan would suffer the most, And some say the land harbours his ghost. Waiting, eagerly expecting with a white knuckled fist, His favourite deception, that classic twist. Tom Cruise prayed to his alien lord As his family ran for cover But the space-age god never scored Against a vengeful earth's wish to smother. And Christian folk blamed the gays, For bringing on the end of days They preached to corpses lost in rubble About the homoerotic nature of their trouble The generous earth let the sermons end Before the sickness she began mend And skewered them all with their own church spires As they caught ablaze in instant pyres. Michael Bay was molesting his member The special effects were fit to remember! But before his signature climatic blast The walls caved in, he breathed his last. Kim Kardashian was under the knife, When her trusted surgeon lost his life. In one fell swoop her nose was gone. And as she realised what was wrong and concrete filled the empty space, Her dying thoughts were of her face. And in a 100 years the trees would grow back Covering what once was the celeb star track. And in 1000 years people would be here, To revel in the new green veneer How fitting that the famous sign had seen And knew in advance what its letters should mean Through the new grown trees, if see it you could The holly had fallen, leaving the 'wood'.